Now there's one of life's turnarounds -- to go from "Your Royal Highness"... to "the chubby chick with a bladder infection."

Broadcast Tuesday, 1-14-97

There may be a breakthrough in Hebron. Palestinians will get limited autonomy, Israel will get security guarantees... and casino gambling will be controlled by the Pueblo.

The lawyer for the Florida couple who taped the infamous Newt Gingrich conference call off a police scanner said his clients "did the right thing" even though they might have violated Federal law. Gingrich's attorney responded angrily, saying, "Damn it, that's our story."

77-year-old World War II veteran Vernon Baker was awarded the Medal of Honor for courage under fire half a century after he and six other black soldiers earned it. In a formal ceremony at the White House, the medal was placed around Baker's neck, President Clinton shook his hand, and then Martin Lawrence slipped him the tongue.

President Clinton called the black veterans, "a fine example of bravery and co urageousness in battle." And then he added... like I'd know.

The Duchess of York has landed endorsement deals with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice and Weight Watchers. Now there's one of life's turnarounds -- to go from "Your Royal Highness"... to "the chubby chick with a bladder infection."